Wish Corrupter

Im just transfering it from the Topic made by L3gollas. This instuctions are from L3gollas:

Someone says a wish and the next person has to corrup their wish.
e.g i wish i could fly. u leap off the ground and fly into space olny to suffocate and fall into the sea.
ill start
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eg: I wish i was famous.

Wish granted.
You get famous for being the one to set off the biggest nuclear bomb, but there
is none left alive to remember you

~~~~~~~~~ Continue from milkehh to reply of airborn1

Airborn1 said : I wish that we continue these wishes until we're 100.
Milkehh replied:
we get to 99 but then we realise theres a limit and you cant get past 99

i wish everyone would register on the external forums

Wish granted, everyone does register on the external forum...EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!!!

I wish i could think of something better to say.

Your wish has been granted, but you now realize that you can't say anything in the forum you can only type.

I wish that I knew the future.

Wish went mad and corrupted. You went to the past instead of the future. U met a dinosaur and it ate you up!

I wish i can hold a gun.

You hold a gun, then you tryes to shoot, but gun fails and fires at you, you die in big pool of blood.

I wish i can die.

u can die...... and everyone else can if they want..... lol feel free to

i wish my name was't such a mocking colour, but maybe a cooler colour..... like dark blu?

your wish is starting to happen, but then you find out that isteat of dark blue or purple you had you have now pink colour

i wish you die

Your wish has been granted, but you find out that I can die already.
You wasted your wish.

I wish that our tribes conquer world 10.

Your wish is granted, our tribe does conquer world 10, but our tribe won't include u, when that happens

jokes

i wish my village wasn't so far away from the rest of the gang

your wish is granted, your village is now not so far, because you dont have any

i wish i can noble another village tomorrow

Your wish is granted, u noble a village, but the village is nobled back off u straight away in one attack because the loyalty was still reviving. U haf lost ur noble for no reason.

Actually is that possible?

Anyways, i wish i can get 50 posts by the end of today

your wish is granted u get 50 posts by the end of 2day
but tomorrow the post count resets and u have 2 start agains


I wish i had some cupcakes

(Hehe, This is a bit off topic , but meh)

Tree Person wrote:

u can die...... and everyone else can if they want..... lol feel free to

i wish my name was't such a mocking colour, but maybe a cooler colour..... like dark blu?

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Wish Granted (REALLY. )

Wish granted, you now have som cupcakes, but they are made of plastic.

I wish I could afford a better computer

Wish granted, you have super computer, but you forgot to buy one thing, powerful fan, your computer starts to overheat and explodes, now you have no computer

i wish i wont have exam tomorrow

wish granted, u don't have exam tomorrow, u had it today lol, u've failed ur exam and then u have to redo ur whole year, that would really suck man

i wish didn't have to do exams too

(yay tanks Limehh, see, wishes do come true!!!)

Wish granted u dont have exams, u have one exam that will determine your path in life, and its on advanced intermolecular quartic equations of the evolution of the time-space continum's inertia.

I wish i had a million bucks

Wish granted. You have a million bucks, but they are all 1 cent coins which drowned you in the middle of the money pool.

I wish I can meet Linkin Park.
In the end......What i'hv done......Numb......Faint.....
These song rocks!

wish granted u meet Linkin Park, but u accidently poor coke on Mikes shirt and are hated forever by the band

lol yeah im a fan myself
seeing them in 4 days ^^

i wish i could fly

Wish granted, you go to the airport and take a flight to the koncert. But on the way there it chrases, and you die.

I wish I had some food... Hungry...

Wish is totally granted. But the wish soon gets corrupted and fly so high till u reach space. Instead of suffocating to death, u got hit by a meteorite and blast into pieces. LOL XD

I wish i have a professional elite army to rule the world.

Wish granted. U can all the food u can ever imagine. You kept eating until ure stomach could not take it and it gave it job up. Your stomach went alive and ran away from u while ure sleeping. Soon all the food filled up ure body and then you exploded. Died a miserable way, too bad. XD

My wish is stated before this post.

Wish granted, but when you rule the world the army says "Why should we do as this guy say, lets kill him!!" And then they do so

I wish I wasn't so borred

Wish granted, you weren't bored, but only for a second.

I wish that we were pulled into the internet.

Why where sucked into the internet, by a short happend, and all data, including you, was lost.

I wish I could sleep

Wish granted
you sleep
but for 25 years
u wake up in the ruins of the world as it was attacked by aliens and everyone is dead
the only reason u survived was because of your seeming-neverending sleep


I wish my internet connection was stable :S

Ok.
Your internet connection is stable. Constantly stuck at 0 mbps.

... your meant 2 wish for something as well

I wish ppl werent so stupid

people arent SOO stupid, in fact there all really smart! They make you look stupid.

I wish that i could wish for another wish that would be that people will write the next post only using smileys!

rsgaurd30 wrote:

people arent SOO stupid, in fact there all really smart! They make you look stupid.

I wish that i could wish for another wish that would be that people will write the next post only using smileys!

your an idiot
ur meant 2 grant the wish
not disagree with it

Wish granted, u get another wish but this one is not granted

I wish i had my Red P's driving licence

Hey man thats a bit harsh

you get your p's but you crash and die horribly.

i wish people wouldn't be so HARSH!

Wish granted
people become very layed back around 2
for 25 seconds
n then start being harsh agains

I wish rsgaurd30 would stop posting forever.

I try to grant your wish "Rsgaurd30, stop posting" But i don't have the power to do that.

I wish that people would stop posting randomy to get more posts, but to still post plenty

wish granted spammers are banned

I wish i was a mod

wish granted but once your a mod, admin kicks you out of forum.

I wish that the next post will rhyme.

The Wish sir fish has been finished,
but to only concern to find out that I'm a bad rhymer.

I wish that Kingdom Hearts 3 will come out soon.

Kingdom Hearts 3 came out
but it was so awesome that it was ejected from the planet and set directly into the sun
only to be played by one person
your arch enemy
dun dun dun!!!!!


I wish i could be ejected into the sun

Wish granted, but Apollo, the sun greek god and RA the egyption sun god kicks u out of the sun. U went flying through space and ure head bumped into Mars, then jupitar, then all the other planets and at last u landed on Earth. U got so many bumps that all of them join together and formed a hill.

Now, the members are now play King Of the hill(located at other topic in forum games) at your Big Bump of ure head. Explosions followed as there are fighting up there.

I wished I can International Champion of everything(sports, studies...)

you are the International champion at everything, but you cheated to get it, so all the REAL international champs form a rebellion and you are later found dead with 5823 stab wounds to the pelvic area and head.

i wish no one will grant my wish (but in the rules you have to grant it! ).

I dont grant ur wish because u didn't wish anything...

I wish that he wished for a better wish so i can wish that i wished to wish his wish my wish

okaaaaaaaay.....

ok ummm..........

yeh whatever you said blah blah blah your wish is granted kapoof.

i wish that someone could explain what he actually wished for.

Wish granted,
I could explain you what he actually wished for,
but I forgot to type it.

I wish that the next wish will make sense.

Wish granted.

I wish that you WILL explain, in typing, in the next reply, what Tree Person said earlier.

Wish granted. I type in on microsoft word and decided to post it here, but as i typed too fast, the keyboard went on fire. When i go buy another keyboard, i forgotten to save it and my computer went mad and shut down suddenly. Tooo bad XD

I wish I can enter my dreams.

you enter your dreams, and dream that you are dreaming about a

i wish that there will be lots more posts!

wish granted, there are that many posts, the forum overloads, and just shuts itself down, so there'll be no more posts at all... MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish pokey pig would pull out a tommy gun and go on a killing rampage, killing the likes of bugs bunny and elmer fudd!!

pokey pig pulls out a tommy gun and gos on a killing rampage, killing the likes of bugs bunny and elmer fudd, but he goes a bit to crazy, and shoots himself in the head

i wish that my wish will be good