King of the hill

Like in the old forum, use your imagination to get on top of the hill.

ill start

i sat on top of the hill

i sneak up from behind you and kick you down

My Hill!!!

i climb back up and snap your head, then put you in a big ditch.

i claim the hill cause u didn't

While you're on The hill,I prepare a canon to get you off it.

BOOM !!!

You're down,baby! And I'm on The hill and I clame it as my own.

My Hill !!!

i point the canon at your head, you fall into the big ditch i dug earlier and die, i take the other dead person in the ditch with you then claim the hill.

Then I come back from the dead,and come right next to you and you're scared to death and you ran away.

MY HILL !!!

i come back with a BFG (from doom, it can kill anything) and i kill you, chuck you in the ditch again, and blast all the other bodies with the BFG.

MY HILL!

Even though I'm not a cat,I have nine lives,so I ressurect one more time.
I'll have to think for a while....

i sneak up from behind
pull down your pants and push u down the hill
down and down you go

I claim the hill again becuase no one did

i grab the BFG kill you, put you all in the ditch including my dead bodies ( ) and light it up, the ditch goes right around the base so no more coming in by land, i light it on fire (after pouring never-ending oil throughout the ditch) and sit waiting for you all to come, also, the fire cannot be put out in anyway and theres to much smoke to drop bombs or paratroop etc.

my hill

out of the ditch i climb
I am now a zombie
bwahahhahaha
i eat your brain and claim the hill as my own
and also search 4 an anditote for the zombiness

i somehow respawn completely new and i put super anti-zombie stuff that kills at the touch in the fire then spray around 1000 bullets into the area, i hear a cry so put on my super anti flame suit and pass through (i have the last hover boots on in the world and anti flame suit that can get past the fire) the fire. I claim the hill and blow up everything except for the hill. i am the last surving human in the universe and i have my own gravity and oxygen suspencer(?).


oh yeh, MY HILL

Who said that oyu're a human? Look at your picture! I'm a human,so I put a bullet in your brain and claim The hill as my own.

My Hill!

You may be the last human, but you're not an enhanced human.
I look at you as I step on to the hill walking through the flames. Surprised as you are sleeping I push your bed down the hill, including you, hearing then all the screams. I post up my flag and say: "My HILL"
I then install automatic machine guns and missiles to shoot any one that comes near the hill.

I paruscute in Over your head throw you off your guns and missles kill you now Im king with your defence.

I see the hill then i think to myself "Why the heck do i want the hill anyway" then i walk away

you may be king with his defence, but you didnt claim tha hill
and as Tree Person walks away, i claim the hill

My Hill!!!

I use my superpowers and kick your ass and take the hill, wich now makes it MY HILL!!!

I see a big blue hill not far off and sit on top of it, watching the explosions as all these impractical people try to blow each other up.
I've got my own hill now

i nuke the old and the blue hill, get my hill dispencer out make a hill, and claim it as my own with a shotgun and rocking chair

i thought the orginal rules were that u wern't allowed another hill, and that the hill was indestructable...

i know, but the hill was getting a bit out of control, so i fixed it

OK,so it's working now as fit as a fiddle. Let's start again.
No one's on The hill.

I claimed the hill!

MY HILL!

i kick you in the nads and you roll down to the bottom, where you are in to much pain to try retake during this post.

MY HILL.

Then I come and kick you in your mind! While you rub your head and try to make the pain go away,I clame The hill.

My Hill !

i tain some morphine, and the pain goes away, i then overdose you. (sorry, nothing personal)

MY HILL.

Lucky me I have some painkillers,and they helpped me out. Once got better,I throw a shuriken at you! I missed,but you slipped on a soap and fall & roll down the hill. After that,I clame it as my own.

My Hill!

i lay there at the bottom of the hill envying you, your dancing and teasing me . You suddenly fall over, i climb up the hill and find the shuriken in the back of your head. You can throw far!
After i role you down the hill i claim it as my own.

MY HILL

After I recover from that shurinken,I take one-way ticket with a ''Nightrain Express'' and crash in your head. Knowing that ''Nightrain Express'' is nothing but wine,you feel sleepy. Soon enough you fall asleep and I take a blaket and cover you up. And ofcourse,I claim The hill as my own.

My Hill.... (I won't shout,you're sleeping)

I fly in with a fancy helicopter, but accidently land on you two.
I look around, but see no one. I set up a flag and claim it as
"rsgaurd30's hill"

Wait a second.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I slip and tumble down the hill thinking of how stupid I am.

I wake up, and somehow know what happened (i didnt have a hangover). I pause the world (dont ask how).
I then take the blanket, pour sulphric acid and carbon paroxide all over it, and wrap it around green walls head, so tightly he cant take it off.

I then carry airborn up the hill, where i give him a sniper and shotgun, and build a bunker for him with an in built machine gun. i take my flag down, and grab my gun and massive backpack (camping/hiking one) and walk off into the sunset.

1 hour later i come back, place a flag saying 'airborn1's hill, backoff!' on top of the bunker, claiming it for airborn, then put the world back to normal.

(during this whole time, Green wall seemed to not pause, so his face boiled over him self and the blanket went from a pale blue to a deep red (he started 'breathing' out blood) and he dies from 3 seperate blood clots, 2 brain hemerages, loss of blood, poisioning, pain, multiple lung and heart punctures (from the acid (nasty stuff)) as well as diabeties, heart faliure (obvious) lack of oxygen, suffocation, gangreen (i think thats how you spell it) 14 types of cancer and 3 strokes closely followed by consequtive counts of heart attacks)


Not a nice way to die at all. (it was an open casket funeral).

No offensive, as always. (left it to my imagination (no im not a crazy psychotic guy))

AIRBORN1'S HILL!

I drink a hot cup of coffe (burned my tungue in the procces of it) and wonder if I have any allies.

Now that it is My Hill, I don't know what to do next.

I went into zoos all around the world and free hundreds of winter huskies(dog) and polar bears. I bugged the bears and dogs with a tiny machine at their neck and controlled them. I ordered the polar bears and winter huskies to charge into the hill.

I read about a book that bears could withstand 4-8 bullets, while with outstanding speed of the huskies. With massive agility and strengh, I conquered the hill and made airborn and rsguard as food for the animals.
(No offence)

I sized the bunker and wait for the next opponent. I also put flags all over the hill, hehe.

i looked at the hill, shook my head & sent up a few cans of fart gas. then when you came running out 'cus your bunker stank too much i yanked your pants, gave you a wedgie & kicked you down the hill

MY HILL

I take one of those battle horns and blow into it as much as possible,and I create an avalanche (don't know how's it's spelled) and you fall down The hill and I clame it as my own.

My Hill !

i walk up to you, mash up ya face, then eat you alive! i sit ready for anyone else to come so i can eat them


MY HILL

But,I'm still alive (don't ask how),and destroy your stomach,and you puke me out. While you're on your knees puking,I kick you in the head and you tumble down The hill.

My Hill!

I went mad, I looked up the transformers in the TRANSFORMERS
(Movie, JULY 4TH 2007, Best movie i ever watch, see trailer at youtube.com) They all come smashing everybody up in the hill and I claimed the HILL. I sent Optimus Prime and Megatron to guard the hill, and hold the*green*wall as a prisoner and hostage XD (No Offence)

Look out for the EXPLOSIVES! ==ESPECIALLY THE DECEPTIONS==

TRANSFORMER, A MOVIE YOU MUST WATCH (NOT THE CARTOON)

MY HILL

I show up with a giant, powerful magnet, which the transformers are then stuck to, and little do they know, it has a magic power to re-program them into GIANT ROBOT....sheep!

I drink an invicibility potion that even a nuke cant effect, i poke crossAzura's eyes, and kick his ass down the hill into the ditch. I walk over to the*green*wall tell him to look at the flying pig, the*green*wall looks, i boot his backside down the hill, crossazura goes to get up and the*green*wall crushes crossazura's head when he lands on top of him...in a compromising postition...

I get an army of invincable soldiers, i call my alien buddy from outer space, schpootz, to help me with his futuristic weapons that vapourise everything the laser touches, and i plant MY flag on the hill....

I claim the hill AND i claim the ditch cause im a greedy bugger!

MY HILL NOW!...AND DITCH!

i whack you over the head with a baseball bat, then send you to mars

my hill

p.s. the sheep work for me now

But the fact that you forgot is that CrossAzura and myself are still in the ditch. One night, we get out of that smelly ditch, come with flamethrowers and burn all of your sheep! Then we make a radioactive Merry-go-round and put rsgaurd30 on it and let it rip! While rsgaurd30 is riding on it and melting down, we crossAzura and I clame The Hill.

Our Hill!!

Winter's over, the sun's magnificent rays revealed a hidden cave somewhere in the hill. I went to check it out...



I caught a glimpse of a glittering sword stuck in the depths of the ground with human skulls around it, but when I decided to retrieve it, I discovered a Huge Kingdom just behind the sword.

It is deserted, it seems the Kingdom is abandoned. It seems so extraordinary as I finally realised it was an underground Ancient Kingdom. I went ahead to retrieve the sword but it sent me flying bakwards. Then, I saw a blue barrier glittering around the Kingdom, it seems so magical, amazing...

(Cool story huh? Just to make things even cooler...LOL)

Well, unfortunately for you, what seemed to be an abandoned kingdome, was really a camouflaged giant man-eating purple, grey and green frog. Sorry dude, but it ate you. I tryid to save you with my magical powers, but too late.
When i finally arrived i casted a spell on it so now it is an ally of mine and it's guarding MY HILL!!! ...

Afterwards, I used some magic to move the hill to a secret place which unfortunately i can't share with you at the moment . Bad luck for all of you

i made sweet love to the hill last night, its the best way to get anywhere in life!!!!! lol
MY HILL!!!!!

i walk up the hill look at you then whip out his bros DJ equipment and
blow your cloths and your self off the hill with extremely loud tunes
now i am of the hill

i just, in true scots tradition, kick yer a*s and you go running away screaming 'mummy! mummy!'

my hill